Remember the LORD for it is he who gives you the ability to produce wealth and so confirms his covenant... Deut. 8:18

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Double your investment

At a breakfast table, the husband was bemoaning his poor record in stock market. In turn the wife was telling him about the latest diet- one of many she tried and failed too.

Looking up from the stock market newspaper, he said " you know something, honey: you're the only investment I've made that has doubled." (Beverly Dilliplane, compiled by Ng Ho Peng in his book "Laugh till you drop").

1 comment:

cksheng74 said...

good, very funny :) I am going to share this in my facebook