Recent pickup from a book stall, "Laugh Till You Drop" by Ng Ho Peng. Interesting read for the CNY holiday, therapeutic bf the market opens next week.
1). A merry heart does good like a medicine (Proverbs).
2). Modern husband is under the impression he bosses the house, when in reality, he houses the boss..
3). My girlfriend is not a gossiper: she just have a good sense of rumour.
4). A politician is one who shakes yr hand bf election and yr confidence afterwards.
5) A couple walking in a park noticed a young man and woman siiting on a bench, kissing passionately. "Why don't you do that?" asked the wife. "Honey," replied the husband, "I dont even know that woman.!"